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What about any legal ramifications? And what IS the root word of "ramifications...?
Arliss P. Sludge (SouthernMyst@juno.com)
slip166-72-216-66.ga.us.ibm.net
Sat, July 12, 1997 at 9:39AM

Arliss, after recieving the most recent of communications from

Rrr, quickly contacts her attorney who is QUITE relieved that
she will not now be sued by Rrr for child support of hundreds of
illegitimate fingerling catfish. According to Arliss' lawyer, if
Rrr HAD realized the legal implications, he WOULD have been in a
position to take her to court in the matter, likely setting
astounding legal precedent that *could* very well have netted
him FORTUNE BEYOND HIS WILDEST DREAMS! Realizing that the chances
successfully retrieving the, uh...."children" from whatever
restaurants they may have been sold to is pretty remote, she
decides to accept the Super Hero outfit and proudly wear it in
spit of the fact that she still doesn't have a JOB in the SH
business. Arliss wonders (there she goes again!) if perhaps just
WEARING the outfit might open a window of opportunity for her to
save a life, or a country, or maybe even the WORLD....should the
"occasion" happen to arise, of course.

Arliss wonders if it really is "ethical" for her not to tell
Rrr about the UNTOLD FAME AND FORTUNE that *could* have been his
if only he could manage to retrieve the Financially Forfeited
Fingerlings........? Arliss feels just a "twinge" of guilt about
not telling Rrr before it is too late.....

Wondering, Arliss wanders off to the kitchen for breakfast,
opens the cabinet to get out the cereal, and comes face-to-face
with.....a can of sardines.

Arliss decides to skip breakfast today.