The Pond

		    (Best told aloud and fast)

	Out in the middle of nowhere there is a pond.  In the center of 

the pond there is a weed that stands 1 foot high.  On top of the weed 

there is a fly.  Swimming around the weed there is a fish.  The fish 

says "Man, I'm hungry, I 'd love to eat that fly.  If that fly drops 6 

in. I can eat it."  On one side of the pond there is a bear.  The bear 

says "Man, I'm hungry.  I'd love to eat that fish.  If that fly drops 6 

in. and that fish gets that fly, I can get that fish."  On the other 

side of the pond there is a hunter.  The hunter says "Man, that bear 

would look great mounted on my wall.  I'd love to get that bear.  If 

that fly drops in., and that fish gets that fly, and that bear gets that 

fish, I can get that bear."  There is a cat walking by and he says "Man, 

I'm hungry.  I'd love to get that hunter's sandwich.  If that fly drops 

6 in., and that fish gets that fly, and that bear gets that fish, and 

that hunter gets that bear, I can get that hunter's sandwich."

	Well, as it happens, the fly drops 6 in., ans the fish gets the 

fly, and the bear gets the fish, and the hunter gets the bear, and the 

cat gets the hunter's sandwich.  Right then a dog runs by and scares the 

cat into the water.  What's the moral of the story?



	Every time a fly drops 6 in. a pussy gets wet.