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The Martian Betty Allen (shadoni@bright.net) gnfd1-cs-10.dial.bright.net Sun, June 29, 1997 at 10:49AM |
This morning I was astonished to find a 10 Ft. Martain
in my lawn...
O Look!! There's a 10 Ft. Martian in my lawn. I guess I'd better do something about it.
I get out my lawn mower, because if there is a 10 Ft. Martian in your lawn then your grass must need cutting. As I'm mowing it says to me, "watch it dumy, you're about to run over me with that thing." Well, as this is early morning, and I haven't had my coffee yet, what it said to me hits me the wrong way.
So I smile and run over it with my mower.
....................Shadoni.......................