Here's a new joke that a friend sent me.  

Thanks for the joke Brad!!



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A man was crossing a road when a frog called out to him and

said "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.



The frog spoke up again "If you kiss me and turn me back 

into a beautiful princess I'll tell everyone how smart and 

brave you are".  The man took the frog out of his pocket, 

smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.



The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn 

me back into a beautiful princess I will be your loving 

companion for an entire week and I'll do whatever you 

want."  The man took the frog out of his pocket, 

smiled at it, and put it back again.



Finally the frog yelled "What is the matter?  Why won't you

kiss me?"  The man said "Look, I'm a computer programmer, 

I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is 

COOL!!!