I went out into the dark of night and gazed up at the stars

I thought to myself...

These are the same stars the Plato, Aristotle, and Socrates

had stared at.

Suddenly...they appeared there

standing before me...

Plato, Aristotle, and Socrates.

I discussed issues such as the right to life

with Socrates...

I showed Plato the new element table...

with so many additions made since his lifetime.

I struck a kitchen match...

they all reared back and ahhhed in amazement.

We spent the rest of the night lighting farts.