Ballad of Berry and Pat



Had a cat named Berry and a dog named Pat...

hated each other was as simple as that.



Berry had papers and a pedigree

Pat he was a stray he was a runnin free



Cat was livin in luxury...

meow I'm inside

the dog he was a lyin in the ticks and fleas...

bow wow I'm outside



Then one day little Berry got out

came a runnin up to Pat for the final bout.

Well the cat was a hissin and swingin his paws

when he jumped right in the middle of old Pat's jaws.



and the cat said...

meow please don't bite

dog he said...

bow wow bye bye



Well the cat was defective only had one life

only died once didn't even die twice.

Only thing to do when it happens like that is...

pat the dog  and  bury the cat.



hehehe