This is Random Joke Number 011
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A teacher was teaching the colors and their flavors using lollies. She
distributed purple lollies to her class and asked, "What flavor is
purple?" The class responded, "Grape." She continued this with yellow,
green, orange and red. The last lollies distributed were a light
yellow-brown (honey flavored). The children were unable to identify the
flavor. Teacher suggested, as a clue to its name, "It's what your mother
calls your father when he leaves for work in the morning." Little Mary
shouted, "Spit it out! It's an asshole!"