This is Random Joke Number 007 


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This old couple are watching a TV preacher claiming he can heal the sick. People on his stage are jumping out of wheelchairs, throwing away crutches, and having all that ails them cured... Then the preacher says "You at home, put one hand on your tv screen and the other on the place that ails you and I'll cure you through Jesus!" The old man staggers to the set, places one hand on the screen, one hand on his crotch... His wife yells "Harold, he said he'd heal the sick, *not wake the dead*!"
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