This is Random Joke Number 015


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Three nuns die and go to Heaven. Standing behind the gates of Heaven is God, who says to the first nun, "Yes, Sister, what can I do for you." "I would like to be allowed into Heaven." To which God replies, "Ok, but first, you must answer one question: Who was the first man on Earth?" The nun says "That is easy: Adam." Lights start flashing, sirens go off, people start clapping, and finally the Gates open up and the nun enters. God says to the second nun "And what can I do for you?" She says "I too would like to be allowed admittance to Heaven." "You must answer this question: Who was the first woman on Earth?" The nun smiles and says "Eve." Of course, lights start flashing, sirens go off, people start clapping, and the Gates open up and she enters. The third nun approaches and says "I also would like admittance into Heaven." God says "I must be fair; here is your question: What the FIRST thing Eve said to Adam?" The nun looks puzzled, and she puts her hands on her hips, and scrunches up her eyebrows. Finally she says "God, that's a hard one." And lights start flashing, sirens go off, people start clapping....
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