This is Random Joke Number 009


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This elderly couple are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. The husband says "Maria, we have been married for 50 wonderful years now, is there anything about our marriage that you are unhappy with?" Maria replies "Well George, there are actually three things about our marriage that I have a problem with. 1) you always pick your nose, 2) you always take a cold shower, and 3) every time we have sex you always insist that you have to be on top." George replies, "Maria, before I came to this country my father taught me three things 1) always keep your nose clean, 2) never get yourself in hot water, and 3) don't screw up and you'll do just fine in America."
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