The Gift

A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday. 
They had not been dating very long, so after careful consideration, he 
decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note.... romantic but not 
too personal. 

Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to sears and 
bought her a pair of white gloves. The younger sister bought a pair of 
panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items. 
The sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without 
checking the contents he sealed the package and mailed it to his 
sweetheart with this note:

                   I chose these because I noticed that you are not in 
the habit of wearing any when we go out for the evening. If it had not 
been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, 
but she wears the short ones that are easy to remove. They are a delicate 
shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she has been 
wearing for the past three weeks. They were hardly soiled. I had her try 
on yours for me and she looked really sharp. I wish I were there to put 
them on you for the first time. No doubt other hands will come in contact 
with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them 
off, remember to blow in them before you put them away,as they will 
naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will 
kiss them during this coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on 
Friday night. All my love.

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur