A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday.
They had not been dating very long, so after careful consideration, he
decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note.... romantic but not
too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to sears and
bought her a pair of white gloves. The younger sister bought a pair of
panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items.
The sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without
checking the contents he sealed the package and mailed it to his
sweetheart with this note:
Darling,
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in
the habit of wearing any when we go out for the evening. If it had not
been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons,
but she wears the short ones that are easy to remove. They are a delicate
shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she has been
wearing for the past three weeks. They were hardly soiled. I had her try
on yours for me and she looked really sharp. I wish I were there to put
them on you for the first time. No doubt other hands will come in contact
with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them
off, remember to blow in them before you put them away,as they will
naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will
kiss them during this coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on
Friday night. All my love.
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing.
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