1. We don't have lives.
2. We are grateful for being able to go out at all.
3. The lack of great-looking women at the workplace
makes you look even better to us.
4. Find out what all those other buttons on your
calculator do.
5. Since we don't know how to deal with people, you
can walk all over us.
6. We mostly keep our opinions to ourselves, unless
you ask, "Who is better, James T. Kirk or
Jean-Luc Picard?"
7. Even those of us who like sports would prefer to
be playing with you instead.
8. We're smart enough to discover ways to achieve
simultaneous orgasms.
9. You won't be the one who gets dumped. (see #2)
10. All of our methods have been scientifically
validated.
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