One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina Morning I go down to eat
 breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only
 one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you
 no understand. I wanna to piss onna my plate. She say you better not piss
 onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me
 sonna ma bitch.

 Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon
 and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna 
 fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you 
 better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the
 lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.

 So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call 
 the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say 
 you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna 
 bed, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man and he call me sonna ma 
 bitch.

 I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say 
 piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy.