10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't
think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on
people's doors trying to give them away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake,
hanged, or tortured ove their brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait more than two
thousand years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't
lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there
are groups to help you stop.