Forgot to tie off the lace in a pair of sweatpants

Now it's disappeared way back in the pleats ...

Tried all kinds of hooks and wires and a lance

But the lace won't be hooked at all - it cheats!



There's a spot at the seam over the pocket ...

Where it will not slide through ... just stops it!

Finally gave up after a couple hours of trying ...

I'll just have to wear them as is ... and sliding ...



I can only hope they don't get too loose ...

For if they do slip and uncover my bum ...

Whoever's near will have a sight to choose

To see or not ... that will be the most fun ...



For I always wear sweatpants next to the skin

Which means only bare necessities will be in

Still ... whichever way one looks at it all ...

I guarantee it will be quite an eyeful ...



- Tristram



(c) Christopher W. Thomas

2:53pm Friday the 13th of Nov. 98