That old couch ... fitted in the room well
But, over the years - it sunk and swelled
Losing its shape ... as many escapades
Took their toll, and games were played
Now, it's gone - replaced with yet another
A virgin - all white, with unsnagged covers
It doesn't really fit in the room at all as well
In fact - the change it makes is hard to tell
From a stylistic point of view - it's at odds
But, that's okay ... for twas time for new togs
The thing that really makes it a trump card
Is (quite simply) ... the best part - it's hard!!!
- Tristram
(c) Christopher W. Thomas
11:35am Monday, Sept. 28th, 1998