Four dimensions exist, or is it six?
Height, width, length, breadth (thick)
Then there's up and down, or below
Perhaps, too many to arrest and stow
But we deal here with only two or three
And the latter certainly is not at all free
For, to gain that extra dimension requires
Upgrading chips, memory, and video cards
Unless you do it all, it's not fully realistic ...
In fact, without all three ... it's pretty simplistic
So get your true 3-D video card, with chip and RAM
And then you won't be fooled by all the other scams
You need a Pentium II, or K6-2 3D-Now! chip to comply
Then relaistic three-dimension will fall out of the sky
But don't forget you'll need to upgrade to faster memory
For those CPUs - to run in this mode - get very hungry ....
- Tristram
(c) Christopher W. Thomas
2:18pm Friday, Sept. 18th, 1998