Today - a story about sucking off fat

One way to do it, I guess, but that's

Not really the right way to lose weight

For it distorts the body, and that's not great



Better to exercise more and watch the diet

Plus - count your calories - it works - try it!

And get out more and well away from the desk

Which tends to promote a lifestyle not the best



And eliminate all of those high-calorie foods

Bread, cake, cookies, chips - just not so good

For they all have extra fat the body doesn't need

Stick with fresh vegetables and fruits from trees



And if you follow this regimen closely from day to day

Then the only "sucking it off" you'll do, won't need pay!



- Tristram



(c) Christopher W. Thomas

8:42am Thurs. Aug. 27th, 1998