Spud Time
Ran into my neighbor, Fred, today, again ...
This time - it was sacks of spuds to blame
Fifty-pound sacks available for adoption
All one needs do is give him the option
Show your interest and the spuds are yours
Just have to remember to grab with both paws
'Cause the sacks are heavy and won't go far
So better make sure you can lift 'em out of car
Still ... twelve bucks is really quite cheap enough
Just think of all the dishes you can make, and stuff
And some spuds go for as much as a buck a pound
But these work out to be just a fraction - and sound!!!
- Tristram
(c) Christopher W. Thomas
11:40pm Tues. Aug. 25th, 1998
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