New owner of the ranch house on the corner
Started building a fence yesterday morning
After spending last six months he's been there
Clearing trees and bushes - making quite bare
The front of property to all those who pass on by
In a way, prettier, but really, not that way inclined
And now - fence chosen, has stakes twelve feet high
To keep in the kids and all the cats, so they don't die
A hazard of living on a seemingly busy country corner
As frantic stressed-out mothers fly around it scorning
The slow speed limit of twenty-five - as it's posted ...
Disregarding it in their haste to get kids school-hosted
And so the fellow on corner has had to take this step
Installing a really high fence which is so overswept
Expressing concerns about road and all of the sand
Kids put in pockets to drag in wherever they stand
A mixed objective - but one deemed quite necessary
For the lives of the children and the pets are primary
And all because of impatient people in such a big rush
Who are so inconsiderate of others, causing this hush ...
- Tristram
(c) Christopher W. Thomas
8:30am Monday April 20th, 1998