Maps which lay out roads in miniature proportions

Condense distances in such a way it creates distortion

And folks who then follow them right down to the tee

Become so hopelessly lost for they just cannot see



When some roads are so short they're gone in a flash

Because they were travelling so quickly they dashed

Past the signs which clearly state all the roads' names

Then they have to stop and ask, when they're to blame



All it takes to keep track of just where you are in a maze

Is a keen eye and patience - to keep from being in a daze

Then match each road on map carefully with one you're on

And eventually you'll come across the one where you belong



- Tristram



Christopher W. Thomas

8:55am Wed. March 25th, 1998