Vacuumed the entire rug whilst she was out
Now she's back in with a clean enough snout
And the burrs she'd pulled out of coat over rug
Have now become history, and dog looks smug
So whatever it was, maybe a burr, she choked on
Is now somewhere out there, hopefully, what fun!
And she now sits happily over there on clean carpet
Making yet another new mess as she goes back at it
Well ... it's okay ... she's entitled to her self-grooming
But I think I see another professional one now looming
Perhaps, this coming week would be a darn good time
Then she'll look pretty outside, to match the inside, fine
- Tristram
Christopher W. Thomas
6:30pm Sat. Jan. 31st, 98