So many of the things we do through life
Depend on wires and cables to do it right
Telephone, television, audio, computers
All of it dependent on wires to boot us
Into the next activity we choose to enjoin
Some of it is things we feel in our loins
So we should make sure these are the best
For if they're not, they can put us to the test
Even more simple things like appliances
Are dependent on wires for their reliances
Toasters, coffeemakers and electric kettles
All depend on good wiring to test our mettle
So make sure they are all working properly
For malfunctioning cables can give us willies
And worse than that - they can also be fire hazards
So check them all thoroughly, and your cupboards
- Tristram
Christopher W. Thomas
12:40pm Sat. Jan. 31, 98