The lengths some people go to in order to prove
They have a leg up, for they've shown up moves
You've made in the past with words you've stated
In some way might be viewed as hard facts related
It amazes me to the core in their ultimate extreme
For measures so taken must be heard to be seen
As extraordinary in their waste of money paid ...
Just to make a point and thence to insult and jade
If you have absorbitant amounts of income to do it
Then you are extremely lucky, and should not fret
Over words which in no way are intended to harm
But come bundled in thoughts meant to open arms
And minds to incite goodness only, and not any pain
So consider the overall picture and you'll come to gain
A much more thorough understanding of purity of soul
Which comes through in abaundance from head to sole
- Tristram
Christopher W. Thomas
8:48am Tuesday 1/13/98