Subject: Twelve on the Eleventh
From: Christopher W. Thomas (
Date: Tues Jan 11, 19100 at 10:42PM

Twelve on the Eleventh

It's a birthday, today, of sorts
For a wonderful pet, who ought
To've gotten a T-bone steak
But the idea came much too late ...

Instead, she got a red leather collar
And a new red rubber ball, to folla'
Now we shall look for a matching leash
So she'll be in style from head to feet!!!

- Tristram

Christopher W. Thomas
10:20pm Tues. Jan. 11th, 2000