Subject: King of Comedy, King of Tracks
From: Christopher W. Thomas (
Date: Sat May 29, 1999 at 11:09PM

King of Comedy, King of Tracks

The birthday list today's topped by
Bob Hope ... really quite a guy ...
The legendary stand-up comic with flair
Who's now been just about everywhere

And Al Unser Senior is also celebrating
Although it's his son who'll be navigating
The corners of the Indy Five Hundred track
The race which'll be run tomorrow in all its laps

And Gary Brooker - who sang the songs
While Robin Trower strummed along ...
Creating the progressive rock sound ...
For which Procul Harum was reknown

- Tristram

Christopher W. Thomas
10:43pm Sat. May 29th, 1999


Bob Hope's 96th
Al Unser Sr.'s 60th
Gary Brooker's 54th


Fay Vincent's 61st
Kevin Conway's 57th
Anthony Geary's 52nd
Rebbie Jackson's 49th
Danny Elfman's 46th
LaToya Jackson's 43rd
Rupert Everett's 40th
Mel Gaynor's 40th
Adrian Paul's 40th
Melissa Etheridge's 38th
Tracey Bergman's 36th
Lisa Whelchel's 36th
Noel Gallagher's 32nd
Jayski McGowan's 32nd
Chan Kinchla's 30th
Melanie Brown's 24th