|| You, There ... with the Sandy Claws|
|| Christopher W. Thomas (firstname.lastname@example.org) |
|| Tues Dec 22, 1998 at 12:41PM |
You, there ... with the Sandy Claws ...
Don't you know that there are laws ...?
Forbidding flying through the sky at night
And making reindeer on folks' rooves alight?
It's written somewhere here in the contract
Down at the bottom, in fine print, in fact ...
Somewhere here ... wait now ... let me look again
... Oops! ... I think it just faded in the rain ...
Well, then ... I guess it cannot have been that important
Perhaps ... we should make a very minor clause dormant
And just turn our heads at this time of year ... excepting
As many folks ... in the season spirit ... will be expecting
(c) Christopher W. Thomas
12:33pm Tuesday, Dec. 22nd, 1998