Subject: Ebeneezer and the Bee Sneeze
From: Christopher W. Thomas (
Date: Fri Dec 18, 1998 at 8:19PM

Ebeneezer was a wary old soul ...

But asture, and with a heart of gold
It only took a short while to unveil
But when it was ... it was hailed

It happened the day the bee buzzed in
And flew up Eb's nostril ... straight as a pin
And poor Eb sneexed ... tickled right to the core
Blowing out that pesky thing (he knew well the score)

Something some folks around think they know
But when it comes right down to the real show
They know little more than that blown-out bee
Who flew up old Eb's nose, making him sneeze!

- Tristram

(c) Christopher W. Thomas
8:12pm Friday, Dec. 18th, 1998